Way back in 2001 Skin and Ink printed an amusing list of the Dumbest Tattoo Questions that made me LOL. I am giving credit to the magazine and the author – Katrina Wallace. And here they are in a condensed version:
1. Does it Hurt? Answer: Yeah! It hurts.
2. Where is the most painful spot to get one? Answer: Armpit
3. Why do you charge so much? Answer: Because good drugs are expensive
4. Which colors are the easiest to remove by laser? Answer: There’s the door.
5. What if I don’t like it when you’re done? Answer: See that wire brush over there?
6. Do you tattoo penises? Answer: Yes, with a $450.00 handling fee plus the cost of the tattoo.
7. Are you any good? Answer: No, I suck.
8. Do you mind if my 3 year old eats this chocolate bar while I look through your flash? Answer: Die, Bitch, Die!
9. What if I pass out? Answer: We dress you up funny, stick carrots up your ass and take pictures.
10. I need to have a couple of beers to do this, OK? Answer: Sure. Now, where did you want the dick on your pinup girl?
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