Flash Your Tattoo

The Marines are looking for a few good men – minus the tattoos.  Not only has this military branch laid out strict guidelines for interested future marines and soldiers currently serving, they also feel their guidelines will help with any future career plans a marine might pursue once he’s out of the marines. Their view is excessive tattoos detract from the professional appearance that people expect of a Marine.  Although the Marines have had a fairly strict policy in place, Sgt. Maj. Carlton W. Kent stated that they realized more guidance was necessary to clear up questions about the existing policy. Sounds a bit bureaucratic. (continue reading…)

Have you ever heard of the opinion that people should not be allowed to have children unless they were prequalified?  Pass some type of “common sense” test that could determine if you have the brain capacity to care for another human life without fucking it up.  Now we can expand on that to testing the friends of the potential parent.  A twenty year old Louisville man by the name of Lee M. Derrick decided it was a great idea to place a tattoo on the rear end of a poor one year old kid that was visiting his home. Authorities have charged Derrick with a felony child endangering charge which means he is facing up to five years in the big house.  I can almost guarantee he won’t get jail time but maybe this will illustrate to other morons out there that tattooing a toddler is not the best idea. (continue reading…)

Read an interesting article in my local paper – the subject – this woman was appalled that her  son’s teacher had a tattoo on display.  She rants about how she called the principal of the school, the teachers union, and when she didn’t receive satisfaction going was writing to the paper to bring attention to this situation that was getting her panties in a bunch.  (continue reading…)

The irony. A mom who made news for bringing a hand gun to her kids soccer game became a voice of the gun-rights movement Her and her husband were having marital problems recently. Her husband, a parole officer, and the owner of his own gun flipped out last week. While his wife, Meleanie Hain, was online chatting, her husband came up and shot her multiple times. (continue reading…)

Tattoo Barbie – kicking up a storm with parents.  Some parents feel that this doll creates a bad role model for their daughters.  Putting the pretend tattoos on their bodies may encourage their little waifs to get tattoos as soon as they are old enough to ride their tricycle down to the local parlor.  It may even encourage them to wear skimpy clothes to show off those cute new tattoos.  We just can’t have that! (continue reading…)

Yes, Ed Hardy also designs tattoo clothing for our pets so they can be as cool as we like to think we are.  I would love to dress my 2 pups in some of these cool duds but the prices hold me back.  (continue reading…)